for maica and wes
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the harsh truth...

people who (should) rule
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i watched 'adoption stories' on one of the many discovery channels and this show about the Hayes-Brown family was amazing. they did in real life everything i've always dreamed of doing:

they started out as friends and thought they'd never end up married, but they got to know each other so well that they wound up together. when they got married they put both their last names together instead of staying how they were or her taking his last name. they're vegetarian, but when meat eaters come over they barbecue like a texan. the lady had always wanted to adopt kids since she was little so they adopted one baby, said that was enough, but couldn't help it when they found out about a special needs baby afterwards so they adopted him as well. then they fostered a baby girl and had to give her back after a while, then they adopted another baby who was premature and they juggled their jobs and the other kids at home to spend time with the premie baby in ICU for a month, and now they're pregnant.

these people should hold the highest rank in society, not the dimwitted, evil, selfish asses that we allow. people like this set an example for humanity, not people who make a lot of money by lie-cheat-stealing their way up or by knowing how to work a crowd or knowing who to sleep with.

the Hayes-Browns are right up there with Einstein and Sagan, saving the world one person at a time. everyone who spends their lifetime wasting time and using their only braincells for evil or self-service should be cleaning these people's bathrooms with a toothbrush.

the only link i've found so far

lj friends' common interests
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i found this on hellwithfriends's journal and it's pretty cool.

Popular interests among starbleam's friends
1. truth (7) 11. life (4)
2. books (6) 12. art (4)
3. spirituality (5) 13. comic books (3)
4. meditation (5) 14. consciousness (3)
5. love (5) 15. happiness (3)
6. peace (5) 16. enlightenment (3)
7. philosophy (5) 17. energy (3)
8. freedom (4) 18. expression (3)
9. honesty (4) 19. reading (3)
10. dreams (4) 20. writing (3)
Interests gestalt
My most interesting friend is tleilaxu who has 11 of these interests,
followed by iamlove (11), pacesetter (10) and bush_is_a_moron (7).
Normality Index
My friends are 37.35% normal.
Analyze me !
Popular interests created by _imran_

HUMOR - henry phillips
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i think that's what his name is... i was watching a stand up comic show on tv and this guy did a little song for his girlfriend...

"you are the blossom.
i am the vine.
you are the blossom i am the vine.

sweet little blossom of mine
hangin' on the vine
extracting all the nutrients from inside
sweet little blossom of mine.

you are the oyster.
i am the pearl.
you are the oyster i am the pearl.

sweet little oyster of mine
irritating you inside
covering me with your shiny mucus like substance until i shine
sweet little oyster of mine.

i am the host organism.
you are the unicellular dinoflagellete algae.
i am the host organism you are the unicellular dinoflagellete algae.
sweet little unicellular dinoflagellete algae of mine.

letting me use your cloroplast so that i can photosynthesize
providing me with carbon in exchange for the nutrients you obtain from my metabolic pathways
sweet little unicellular dinoflagellete algae of mine.

i am the elvis.
you are the col. tom parker.
i am the elvis you are the col. tom parker.
sweet little col. parker of mine.

right there by my side
pulling my bloated 250lb cocaine and barbituate saturated body into the bathtub to keep me from drowning in a puddle of my own vomit
sweet little col. parker of mine
sweet little col. parker of mine"

HUMOR/QUOTES - bill hicks
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"It's just a ride, and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one."

"All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are of all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death. Life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves."

"We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free."


"Iraq: 150,000 casualties. USA: 79. Does that mean if we'd sent over 80 guys we still would have won?"

"You know all that money we spend on the military ever year - trillions of dollars? Instead, if we use this money to feed and clothe the poor of this world, which it would do many times over, then we can explore space, inner and outer, together, as one race."

"Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thought, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thought. Hmm. Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, maybe that's the connection they're trying to make. What? You've all seen that Busch beer commercial, where the girl in the short hot pants opens the beer bottle on her belt buckle, leaves it there, and it foams over her hand and over the bottle and the voice over goes, "Get yourself a BUSCH." Hmm."

"I love talking about the Kennedy assasination as well. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say, "Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it." I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here, you know."

"They blow themselves up in order to get at us, and we launch 3 million dollar missiles off of giant floating iron islands 2000 miles away - Who are the real cowards?"

"I personally do not believe in burning the flag. It's a personal belief, but I'll tell you something, I think people are overreacting, oh, just a little bit. "Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." Well, I bought mine. Sorry. You know they sell them at K-Mart for three bucks, you're in, you're out, brand new flag, no violence was necessary. "Hey buddy, my daddy died in the Korean war for that flag." What a coincidence - my flag was made in Korea!"


"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fuckin' cross? It's kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.""

"If the FBI's motivating factor for busting down the Koresh compound was child abuse, how come we never see Bradley tanks smashing into Catholic churches?"

"I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side."

"Fundamentalist Christianity - fascinating. These people actually believe that the the world is 12,000 years old. Swear to God. Based on what? I asked them.
"Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years."
Well how fucking scientific, okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble. That's good. You believe the world's 12,000 years old?
"That's right."
Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
You know the world is 12,000 years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point.
"And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.
"And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills.
"And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord.""

"Three guys met me after the show one time. "Hey, buddy, we're Christians, we don't like what yew said." All right, then. Forgive me."


"I just cannot, you know, believe in a war against drugs when they've got anti-drug commercials on TV all day long, followed by, "This Bud's for you." I got news for you, folks. A-1, alcohol is a drug, and B-2, and here's the real one, alcohol kills more people than crack, coke and heroin ... combined each year. Pot is a better drug than alcohol - fact, and I'll prove it. You're at a ballgame, you're at a concert, someone's really violent, aggressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot? (Audience) Drunk! The one and only correct answer, tell them what they've won, Johnny! ...cigarettes legal, alcohol legal, kill more people than all llegal drugs combined times one thousand, they are legal. Marijuana, a drug that one, and let's put in a time frame: ever!... is illegal. Isn't it interesting how cigarettes and alcohol, the two drugs that do NOTHING for you, are legal, while pot and mushrooms,two drugs that open your eyes to how you're being f-cked every day, are illegal. Isn't it interesting? I'm sure they have our best interests at heart..."

"I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day."

"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth."

"The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?"

"I hate you non-smokers with all of my little black fucking heart, you obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little fucks. My biggest fear is that if I quit smoking, I'll become on of you...Don't take that wrong. I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?.......Non-smokers die every day...Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurtling back to reality....You're dead too."

"I don't do drugs any more...than the average touring funk band. "

"Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural?"

"I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument."

"How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather.""
"See I think drugs have done some good things for us. If you don't think drugs have done good things for us then do me a favor. Go home tonight and take all of your records,tapes and all your CD's and burn them. Because, you know all those musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs, man."


"Here is my final point, oh thank you God. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography, whatever that is. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, or take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? And for those of you out there who're having a little moral dilemma in your head about how to answer that question, I'll answer it for you - none of your fucking business. Take that to the bank, cash it, and go fucking on a vacation out of my life."

"By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root. I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show."

"Watch CNN Headline News for an hour, it's the most depressing fucking thing you'll ever do. "War! Famine! Death! Aids! Homeless! Recession! Depression!" Then you look out your window... *crickets*. Ted Turner's making this shit up, man! Jane Fonda won't sleep with him, he runs to a typewriter. "By 1992, we will all die of AIDS. Read that on the air. I don't get laid, no one gets laid." I'd like to see a well-laid Ted Turner broadcast. "Hey, it's all gonna work out. Here's sports.""


"We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real issue, it might not, doesn't matter to me. What matters is that if you believe in the sanctity of life then you believe it for life of all ages. That's what I hate about this child-worship syndrome going on. "Save the children! They're killing children! How many children were at Waco? They're killing children!" What does that mean? They reach a certain age and they're off your fucking love-list? Fuck your children, if that's the way you think then fuck you too. You either love all people of all ages or you shut the fuck up."

"I'm not a girl, I'm a guy you know? But at the same time, I tell ya how you can solve this abortion issue right now. Ready? Those unwanted babies that single moms leave in alleys and in dumpsters? Leave about 12 of those on the steps of The Supreme Court. This is over. Like that. "You guys said we had to have them? Then you guys...FUCKING RAISE 'EM." "Raise 'em then, you fucking fucking raise 'em. YOU raise 'em. You said I had to have it? Then it's yours. Fuck. It's yours..Take it""

HUMOR - nursery rhymes/bill hicks
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maica sent me this in e-mail today and it reminded me of BILL HICKS! i just recently discovered him thanks to mp_reyart, you should all d/l some mp3s with his stand up acts. they are more than great. anyway, back to the maica thing:

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGIE Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
she was very very good,
But when she was bad
she got a fur coat, jewels, a
waterfront condo and a sports car.

FRIENDS - maica - telepathy again
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Cari (11:29:52 PM): so are we doing something
Maica (11:29:53 PM): wanna do something?

Cari (11:29:56 PM): rofl
Maica (11:29:57 PM): LOL


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